Southern Rail ‘to put woman on Moon’ by 2015
Southern Railway has announced a bold plan to put a person on the Moon by 2015. Service Delivery Director James Burt said ‘a colleague has worked out that if you piled up all the discarded copies of...
View ArticleIain Duncan Smith slams ‘gravity cheats’
Thousands of people who falsely claim they can’t stay upright without NHS walking sticks, are costing the tax-payer millions of pounds, says work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith in a speech...
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Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American moon landings
A report from the Chinese state news agency Xinhua has confirmed that China’s mission to the moon hasn’t found a single scrap of evidence that Americans were ever there. Photographs of the lunar...
View ArticleMan on moon in John Lewis ad wanted for questioning
The man who lives on the moon in a shack in the latest Christmas advert for John Lewis is said to be wanted for questioning by Operation Yewtree over his relationship with the child featured in the...
View ArticleTrump orders NASA to change Moon’s orbit to allow monthly eclipses
Donald Trump was so impressed with the solar eclipse across America that he has instructed NASA to make it a month occurrence. ‘There’s no gravity in space’ he tweeted, ‘so how hard can it be?. A...
View ArticleScientists warn of danger as moon sized rock passes within 240,000 miles of...
A scientist has suggested that there is an elevated chance of a large piece of space debris smashing into the Earth at any time. Mike Jones, a junior astrophysicist, said today that in the short period...
View ArticleMusk likely to lose deposit on car
Muskrat Finance Corp., who are responsible for providing the Personal Contract Purchase scheme which Elon Musk used to finance the purchase of his expensive sports car, have expressed concern that Mr...
View ArticleChina discovers Ming dynasty boundary markers on Moon
The China National Space Administration has announced Wednesday that its Chang’e 4 space exploration mission discovered an inscribed stone tablet dating to the early Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) six days...
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